TAMIL KADI JOKES

Mumtaz'in nyabagarthama Shah Jahan Taj Mahal'ai kattinaaru,
Mutta payal, naana irundha ava thangachiyai katti iruppaen.
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Interview

 Interviewer : Give me the Opposite Word
Sardar : Ok
Int : Made in India
Sar : Pallam in Pakisthan
Int : Good, Keep it Up
Sar : Bad, Put it down
Int : Maxi mum
Sar : Mini Dad
Int : Enough take your seat
Sar : Insufficient, Give my seat
Int : Idiot! Take your seat
Sar : Clever! Give my seat
Int : I say U get out
Sar : You don't say I come in
Int : I reject you
Sar : You appointed me
Int : Kadavula enna Kapathu
Sar : Saithane avana kollu
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jony jony yes papa
mineral water no papa
quater brandy yes papa
mixing water no papa
rava aditha ha!ha!ha!
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Innaikku vaikkura meenu, naalaikku karuvaadu aagum.
 Aaana innaikku vaikkira meen kulambu, naalaikku karuvaattu kulambu aaguma?
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Do things differently
 Do different things from others
 Act on your own thought
 Dont follow the rules
 Then only,
 you will get free berth in Keelpakkam
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"SMS" anuppuravan "KADAVUL",
 "CALL" pannaravan "MANUSAN".
 Na 'kadavulunu' proof pannittan,
 enga neenga atleast 'manishanu' proof pannunga pakalam!
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Sucide materials
poison bottle -40 rupees
Nylon rope - 30 rupees
petrol and matchbox _ 50 rupees

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Vijay photo - 25 paise
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AMERICA
Vs

INDIA

America:

10000 nuclear weapon,

600000 army,

10000 tank,

12000 air force.

INDIA : VIJAYs villu

total America close!
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Sometimes my mind asks
Why? I miss u,
Why? I care 4 u,
Why? I remember u
Then my heart answered
Its simply bcoz you are a sweet friend!!
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Maram vaadinal thanneer viduven,
 Idhayam vaadinal kanneer viduven,
 Nee vaadinal en uyirai viduven,
 Nee santhosa pada adikkadi ippadi Reel viduven.
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Love Failure funny sms
 How 2 forget Love Failure..
 SMOKING - No
 DRINKING - No
 DRUGS - No
 Then how?
 JUST LOVE ANOTHER ONE..
 (Namakku 1000 figure madiyum machi)
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Ayya,
 amma...
 saami....
 yethavathu figure number irundha kodunga,
 magarasanna iruppinga .........
 love panni 4 maasam aachu saami........
 palaya figura irunthalum paravalla ,
 dubakura irunthalum ok.
 married , unmarried
 yetho sumara illanalum
 yetho
 supera irunda sari!
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2day is international handsum boys and beautiful girls day,
 so send this msg to some1 who looks smart and cute.
 pls dont send back to me.
 i hve already received 10,868,520,000,000,000,000,000,000 msg pa and i m still receiving.
 alaga poranthalae ipdithan..
 i think this is the 1st SMS for u..
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Vengaya kadai karangallam sangam vachcha enna peyar vaippanga?
 Onion Union
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Ennadhan unga phone'la sms, mms, camera ellam irundhalum,
 SMS'sa forward dhan panna mudiyum,
 Rewind ellam panna mudiyadhu!
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Amerika Girlsuku irumal vantha yenna seivanka theriyuma?
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"IRUMUVANKA"

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