Kavithaigal

Cute Kavithai
Yennodu nee irunthalum illai yendarlum,
mannodu puthayum varai nenjodu vaitherupen,
un ninaivugalai.
That is friendship
Friends SMS
Idhayam thudikum osaiyai kuda ketka mudium,
Aanaal manathu alzum osaiyai yaralum ketka mudiyathu:
unmayana uravugal, FRIENDS thavira.

Nanban Vs. Kathali
Nanbane Uyarvanavan
Entha visayathayum nanbanidam sol,
kathalyidam sollathey.
Aen endral nanban purinthu kolvan,
aanal kathali puriyamal kolvval.

NATPU THIRUKKURAL
NATPU ILLAMAL NANILLAI NEEILLAI
NATPE NAM UYIR.

Depth of Friendship
Nanba thayavu seidhu
En marana urvalathil
Nee aludhu vidhadae:
Annayaiyum ariyamal en
Kaikal neendu vidum
Un
Kaneerai Thudaikka.

Natpu
Veru edarkkagavo valvadai vida,
nadpukkaha valnthu par:
vaalkkai pidikkum.

Vaalkai Natpu Kavithai
Vaalkai oru credit card,
Adhil Kathal oru visiting card,
Manaivi oru visa card,
But Natpu oru Life Time Card.
Adha paadhugaappa vachhu iru.
Natpu
Kanneer Enaku pidikum:
Athu Ennaku Kavalai Irukum Varai.
Iravugal enaku Pidikum:
Athu Unmaiyai Irukum Varai.
Un Natpu Enakku Romba Pidikkum:
Athu En Uyir Piriyum Varai.

Nice Friendship Kavithai
Karai illam kadal illai,
Raagam illamal paadal illai,
Uyir illamal udal illai,
Kadhal illamal manithan illai,
Un natpu illamal naan illai.

Friendship Kavithai
Unnidam unmayana paasathai mattum paarthu magilndha enakku,
Sogathai konjam arimugam paduthinaay.
Unamyama anbukku, paasathukku, kadhalukku, natpukku kidaitha parisu nee.
Unnai enakku thantha andha "Thaaikku",
Mudalil solluvaen enadhu nandri.


friendship
Un Natpu Neeidikka Vendumendral,
Un Nanbanukku Piditha'dhai
 Therinthu Kolvathey Vida,
Pidikatha'dai Therinthu Kol.

Natpu
kadhalukku kooda kalyanathil pirivu undu,
aanal uyir konda natpukku,
kallarai poi sernthalum pirivu enabathu illai.

What is Natpu?
Uthatil uravaduvathu alla NATPU,
Ullathodu uravaduvathu.

Uyir Natpu Kavithai SMS
Maranam marukkum varai,
mann meethu iruppom.
Marakkum maru kanamae,
mannil nammai vithaippom.
Itarkal itarumvarai,
ithayam suvasippom.

Uyir
Uyir konda nam natpukku,
endrum maranam illai.

Friendship Kavithai
Uyirin swasam moochu.
Kankalin swasam kanavu.
Idhayathin swasam thudippu.
En 'NATPIN' swasam,
Nee thaan!

Natpu Vs. Sontham
Sontham enbathu panithulipola,
nodi poluthil marainthuvidum.
Aanaal natpu enbathu aagaayam pola,
enrume nilaithu irukkum.

What is Natpu?
"natpu" enbathu karumapalagai alla,
eluthi eluthi alippatharku,
"kalvettu" pol enrume nilaithu irukkum.

Natpu feelings kavithai
naan unnai paarkumbothellaam ninaithen,
unnai piriyakoodaathu enru.
unnai piriumbothu ninaikiren,
unnai en paarthen enru .

Natpu Kural
Palagalaam palarudan,
purivathu silaraithaan.
Purindhu'dhan palaginaal,
Pirinthu vida mudiyuma?

Un Natpu
Un natpu enakku kidaitha naal muthal,
en vaalvil alugai endra sollukku idam elai.

Natpu Goodnight SMS
Nilave,
Nee Marainthu Vidu.
Natchatirame,
Nee Olinthukol.
Ungalai vida prakasamana,
Engal NATPU malarattumm.

Natpu SMS Thathuvam
Punakai ennum mugavari nammidathil irunthal,
Nanbargal ennum kaditham nammai thedi varum

Friendship SMS in Tamil
School life enbadhu +2 mudiyum varai.
College life enbadhu padipu mudiyum varai.
Love life enbadhu kalyanam mudiyum varai.
But friendship enbadhu,
february 30 varum varai.                                               

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Oru aalu oru kaakka valarthan
Atha touch panna, romba smooth'aa soft'aa irukkum
Avan adukku yenna peyar vaippan?
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"MI-CRO-SOFT"
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Geometry SMS Mokkai JokeWho is more intelligent among the two: SQUARE or CIRCLE?
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Answer: Square.... because Squaru'kku naalu moolai. Circle'lukku moolayae illa.

JOKES IN TAMIL

Tamil Funny JokeAenda naay padam varanjittu vaay mattum varayama vacchu irukka?
Aenna adhu vaayilla praani sir
Tamil Cricket Funny Joke
What is the name of Shane Warne's wife?
Balatirupurasundari (Bala-Tirupura-Sundari)
Kadi Joke in Tamil
Bhogikkum Pongalukkum enna vidyasam?
Bhogikkum Pongalukkum oru naal vidyasam aana pongalukkum bogikkum 364 naal vidyasam
More Tamil Funny SMS
Whats the opposite of Aravindswamy?
Aravind did not see me
Another blade aruvai kadi joke
Whats the similarity between short ciruit and poramai?
vayar-eriyudhu
One of the Best Kadi Jokes
Most Mega Funny Tamil Kadi Joke
Ramar Seetai'yai thedikondu pogumbodhu kadal irandai pirindhu vazhi vittadhu. Eppadi?
Because Ramar kitta Vill irundhahu
and where there is a Vill, there is a Way!
Cinema Kadi Joke
Vayasukku vandha Tamil nadigar yaaru?
Major Sunderraajan.
English Tamil Kadi
Which animal knows to dance well?
Think..
Think..
ok ok
its..
"AADU"
SMS Teaser in Tamil
Na SMS anupuna neengalum return SMS dhan anupanumnu sattam illa
Oru Honda City Car.
Sony Colour Tv.
LG Washing Machine.
Fridge.
Ippadi kuda anuppalam ok!

TAMIL KADI JOKES

Mumtaz'in nyabagarthama Shah Jahan Taj Mahal'ai kattinaaru,
Mutta payal, naana irundha ava thangachiyai katti iruppaen.
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Interview

 Interviewer : Give me the Opposite Word
Sardar : Ok
Int : Made in India
Sar : Pallam in Pakisthan
Int : Good, Keep it Up
Sar : Bad, Put it down
Int : Maxi mum
Sar : Mini Dad
Int : Enough take your seat
Sar : Insufficient, Give my seat
Int : Idiot! Take your seat
Sar : Clever! Give my seat
Int : I say U get out
Sar : You don't say I come in
Int : I reject you
Sar : You appointed me
Int : Kadavula enna Kapathu
Sar : Saithane avana kollu
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jony jony yes papa
mineral water no papa
quater brandy yes papa
mixing water no papa
rava aditha ha!ha!ha!
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Innaikku vaikkura meenu, naalaikku karuvaadu aagum.
 Aaana innaikku vaikkira meen kulambu, naalaikku karuvaattu kulambu aaguma?
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Do things differently
 Do different things from others
 Act on your own thought
 Dont follow the rules
 Then only,
 you will get free berth in Keelpakkam
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"SMS" anuppuravan "KADAVUL",
 "CALL" pannaravan "MANUSAN".
 Na 'kadavulunu' proof pannittan,
 enga neenga atleast 'manishanu' proof pannunga pakalam!
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Sucide materials
poison bottle -40 rupees
Nylon rope - 30 rupees
petrol and matchbox _ 50 rupees

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Vijay photo - 25 paise
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AMERICA
Vs

INDIA

America:

10000 nuclear weapon,

600000 army,

10000 tank,

12000 air force.

INDIA : VIJAYs villu

total America close!
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Sometimes my mind asks
Why? I miss u,
Why? I care 4 u,
Why? I remember u
Then my heart answered
Its simply bcoz you are a sweet friend!!
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Maram vaadinal thanneer viduven,
 Idhayam vaadinal kanneer viduven,
 Nee vaadinal en uyirai viduven,
 Nee santhosa pada adikkadi ippadi Reel viduven.
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Love Failure funny sms
 How 2 forget Love Failure..
 SMOKING - No
 DRINKING - No
 DRUGS - No
 Then how?
 JUST LOVE ANOTHER ONE..
 (Namakku 1000 figure madiyum machi)
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Ayya,
 amma...
 saami....
 yethavathu figure number irundha kodunga,
 magarasanna iruppinga .........
 love panni 4 maasam aachu saami........
 palaya figura irunthalum paravalla ,
 dubakura irunthalum ok.
 married , unmarried
 yetho sumara illanalum
 yetho
 supera irunda sari!
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2day is international handsum boys and beautiful girls day,
 so send this msg to some1 who looks smart and cute.
 pls dont send back to me.
 i hve already received 10,868,520,000,000,000,000,000,000 msg pa and i m still receiving.
 alaga poranthalae ipdithan..
 i think this is the 1st SMS for u..
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Vengaya kadai karangallam sangam vachcha enna peyar vaippanga?
 Onion Union
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Ennadhan unga phone'la sms, mms, camera ellam irundhalum,
 SMS'sa forward dhan panna mudiyum,
 Rewind ellam panna mudiyadhu!
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Amerika Girlsuku irumal vantha yenna seivanka theriyuma?
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"IRUMUVANKA"

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How To Convert a SIM to a MicroSIM with a Meat Cleaver!

This morning, my shiny new iPad 3G 64Gb arrived from the USA!  The only problem was, it had an AT&T MicroSIM and as yet there is no such thing in the UK.

So what’s the solution?  Get a chopping board, a meat cleaver and a pair of scissors - simples!

Apologies for the focus issues with my new Canon IXUS 210 - it is going back today!

Above is a picture of the SIM cards - as you can see, they vary a lot, but the only parts that matter to us are the contacts which are common to the MicroSIM and SIM.  Electronically, the SIM and MicroSIM are the same so we can cut the rest away and not worry (so long as we are careful).

Cut along the score line carefully.  Once you have done this, line the top of the SIM with the MicroSIM and you should see that the contacts are aligned.

To begin with, line up the three contact on the MicroSIM with the same ones on the SIM card.  You can just look for the 2 centre lines and make sure they are in line and that the top of the MicroSIM is straight. Then get your meat cleaver and press down gently to score a straight line.

Repeat the process with the meat cleaver and scissors, then you should have a SIM which is almost the right size, save for the top edge and corner.

Turn the SIM & MicroSIM round 180 degrees, line up the bottom and repeat with the meat cleaver, then cut along the score line once again.

The SIM should now be the same height as the MicroSIM - we are halfway there!

Line up the centre of the MicroSIM with the SIM so that we can be sure it will be aligned within the iPad

Cut off the corner of the SIM card - you can just use the meat cleaver for this if it is nice & sharp.

Your SIM card is almost ready to go in to your iPad.  As you can see, the AT&T MicroSIM has slightly rounded corners.

Use your meat cleaver to take off the tiniest of amounts.  Remember, you can take more off, but you can’t put it back on.

Your SIM should now fit in your iPad MicroSIM tray.

Once again, repeat the process with the meat cleaver and scissors, then you should have a SIM which is the same size apart from the corner.

You should see your network indicator change to the network of your SIM card - well done!

Gently insert it in to your iPad 3G.

Go in to Settings, Cellular Data

Press the Home button on your iPad, go in to Safari and browse away with your new UK 3G iPad!

Then go in to APN and enter the access point.  If you are using Vodafone in the UK, the APN is internet

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